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  1. 08-10-2010 09:12 PM #1
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    Humor pendek.. Jaminan ga lucu!

    cerita humor pendek yg pasti musti lucu
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  2. 08-10-2010 09:17 PM #2
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    seorang ibu yg sudah cantik datang ke sebuah apotek bersama suaminya yg umurnya 20 tahun lebih tua
    ibu :maaf ada resep biar saya bisa terus greng dan mau terus tiap malam sama suami saya???
    penjaga toko melirik ke suami ibu itu lalu berkata
    penjual obat : bu sebetulnya ga perlu obat... resepnya gampang...
    ibu : apa itu bu???
    penjaga toko: ganti suami ibu..!!!!!!!!
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  3. 08-10-2010 09:26 PM #3
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    Thumbs up Cinta Laura Nyanyi

    Artis Cinta Laura pada suatu kesempatan diwawancarai oleh reporter TV swasta,
    Reporter ( R ) : "Cinta ada rencana nyanyi gak?"
    Cinta Laura ( CL ) : "Akyu pengen jadi penyanyih seperci Mulan Jameela. Cinta kemaryin syudah nyanyi di dephan Ahmed Dhani. He had listen my voice. Katyanya, Cinta tinggal naik panggung aja."
    R : "Boleh dong penonton liat Cinta nyanyi... Siap, kan?"
    CL : "Hmm, boleh. Dengerin ya... " (tarik nafas) "So way or a jump you... Jump you go down tell a.... So way or a cat em you... Cat em you peace and ga way gell a..."
    R : (bingung:/) "Lagu apa itu, Cinta?!"
    CL : "Suwe ora jamu. Bagus,kan?".
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  4. 08-10-2010 09:30 PM #4
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    Thumbs up Pantun

    Alkisah dua muda mudi, Ahin dan Inem yg sdg dimabuk asmara, tergoda untuk melakukan ML.
    Inilah gaya mereka dengan pantun2an dulu sebelum ML.

    Ahin: "sop sayur sop kacang, meking lop yuk yang."

    Inem: "buah duren di kebun kacang, bawa durex gak yang?"

    Ahin: "buah delima buah duren, dua lima lebih keren."

    Inem: " bawa kaca takut pecah, pake sutra pasti lebih aaachhhhhhhhh. .."

    Ahin: " buah durian buah lengkeng, gak usah pake sekalian deh neng."

    Inem : "mau ngemil buah kedondong, kalo hamil gimana dong?"

    Ahin: "jangan ngemil buah kedondong, kalo hamil ya.... kutinggal pergi donk."

    Inem: "buah duku buah langsat, kamu memang bangsaaattt. .!!!!"
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  5. 08-10-2010 09:43 PM #5
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    si ujang

    Si Ujang masih duduk di Sekolah Dasar kelas 2...
    Ayah ibunya sudah bercerai 4 bulan yang lalu...
    Ketika Ujang pulang sekolah ia melewati kamar ibunya dan mendengar desahan desahan...!!! Ia melihat dari balik pintu, ibunya sedang dalam keadaan tanpa busana, dan sedang meremas remas dadanya, sambil merintih "Aku butuh lelaki ..... aku butuh lelaki ....

    Dua hari kemudian, ketika pulang sekolah, Ujang kembali melewati kamar ibunya dan mendengar ibunya sedang merintih lg...!!! Ujang kembali mengintip, dan melihat bahwa ibunya sedang dalam keadaan telanjang bulat, ditindih oleh seorang lelaki

    Ujang terpaku sejenak. Lalu ia buru buru menuju ke kamar tidurnya... Dengan segera Ujang membuka seluruh bajunya dan telanjang bulat...!!!
    Lalu ia berbaring di ranjangnya dan meremas remas dadanya, dan merintih : "Aku butuh sepeda ... aku butuh sepeda ......

    Capeee deeeeh......he3x....
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  6. 08-10-2010 09:45 PM #6
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    Thumbs up istilah IT

    Jgn se-kali2 menerjemahkan istilah IT ke dlm bhs Indonesia.
    Tahukah mengapa?
    Krn ini sangat berbahaya terutama jika diajarkan di sekolah.
    Lihatlah contoh berikut :
    1. Hardware = barang keras
    2. Software = barang lembut
    3. Joystick = batang gembira
    4. Plug and play = colok dan main
    5. Port = lubang
    6. Server = pelayan
    7. Client = pelanggan

    Silahkan coba utk terjemahkan kalimat ini :
    ENGLISH :
    The server provides a plug and play service for the client using either hardware and software joystick. Just plug the joystick into the server port and enjoy it.

    INDONESIA :
    Pelayan itu menyediakan layanan colok dan main utk pelanggannya dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras dan lembut. Cukup dengan memasukkan batang gembira itu ke lubang pelayan dan nikmati.

    Lihatlah....sangat berbahaya, bukan?
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  7. 08-10-2010 09:57 PM #7
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    Semua gw

    Bis apa yg cute?
    Bisa jadi gw tuh

    Org apa yg keren?
    Org cuma gw

    Anak apa yg maniez?
    Anak2 blg sih gw :$

    Mobil apa yg ok?
    Mobilang gw juga boleh

    Lagu apa yg paling sexy?
    Lague bgt

    Bus apa yg cakep?
    Busyet deh, gw lg

    Kalong apa yg jelek?
    Kalongga lo, sapa lagI?....la semua gw wkwkwkwk
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  8. 08-10-2010 10:02 PM #8
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    Thumbs up Sisa umur

    seorang pasien divonis oleh dokter....
    D: penyakit anda sudah parah betul, jd menurut analisa kami, umur anda tinggal 6 ..????
    P: 6 tahun kah dok?
    D: bukan..umur anda tinggal 6 ....?
    P: 6 bulan kah dok?
    D: bukan..umur anda tinggal 6 ....?
    P: apa 6 minggu dok?
    D: bukan jg..umur anda tinggal 6 ...?
    P: jd maksud dokter umur sy tinggal 6 hari ya..??!!!1
    D: bukan pak...maksud sy umur anda tinggal 6..5..4..3............
    P: grrrrr????!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............
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  9. 07-24-2011 06:34 PM #9
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    hahaha lucu banget gan, cocok buat ngilangin stres
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  10. 08-09-2011 05:37 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by SazQia ShutDown View Post
    seorang ibu yg sudah cantik datang ke sebuah apotek bersama suaminya yg umurnya 20 tahun lebih tua
    ibu :maaf ada resep biar saya bisa terus greng dan mau terus tiap malam sama suami saya???
    penjaga toko melirik ke suami ibu itu lalu berkata
    penjual obat : bu sebetulnya ga perlu obat... resepnya gampang...
    ibu : apa itu bu???
    penjaga toko: ganti suami ibu..!!!!!!!!
    makanya upgrade aja tuh suami nya, software masih gress tapi hardware udah hang
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  11. 09-05-2011 04:03 PM #11
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    lanjur kan gan humor nya kocak kocak semua wkwk
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    lanjut gan , ngakak nih
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  13. 09-20-2011 09:49 AM #13
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    langsung upgrade suaminya
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